Sunday, November 2, 2014

25 Things Klay Thompson Does Not Reminds Me of & 25 Things Klay Thompson Reminds Me Of

25 Things Klay Thompson Does Not Remind Me Of



1. Punk rock. Any kind, from any time
2. A recently extinguished campfire at a Methodist retreat when you are 14
3. The collected works of Isaac Asimov
4. New Order covering "Love Will Tear Us Apart"
5. The laughter of hyenas before a kill
6. Mychal Thompson
7. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of the woman you love
8. A guy who enjoys black and white movies
9. An empty Fugazi show
10. A messy apartment
11. Being slightly late for a job interview
12. Eating the last donut
13. Getting sucker punched, bragging that it didn't hurt
14. Stephen Curry
15. The Wire Season 4
16. A committed relationship
17. A long embrace with your estranged father
18. Holding the door open for a stranger
19. Helping a friend move
20. Bloodsport
21. Baseball
22. Cool hair
23. Coke Zero
24. Blues scale
25. Being upset when the Crocodile Hunter died

and on the other side of the pretend coin:



25 Things Klay Thompson Reminds Me Of

1. A guitar solo that goes on a few seconds too long
2. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
3. The wide eyed innocence of a newborn babe on dope
4. A misattributed quote
5. 3 of the 7 samurai from Seven Samurai
6. Microwave dinners, specifically those of the Lean Cuisine variety
7. Interpol's discography
8. Satan, if he was a little younger
9. Ordering a Philly Cheesesteak from an abrasive and racist cheeseteak joint
10. The second option we've been dreaming of
11. Trying to learn Farsi, giving up, trying again
12. A fear of ghosts
13. Pepsi Max
14. Waving at someone who was actually waving at the person behind you
15. Movies with swords
16. Extremely basic dance moves
17. The subjunctive
18. Washing a car while listening to "Jesse's Girl"
19. Flip flops with socks
20. 25 points per game
21. In-N-Out Burger
22. A barely noticeable earthquake
23. College radio
24. Worn down colored pencils
25. Gigli

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